Thursday, October 13, 2011

Side Note

Im probably now going to do a new Mainstream vs Indipendent artist thing where i take two artists that are sooo simular in styles and compare them and see whose best.. this is going to be only once and a while because i need to do research..but i already know my next battle but it is going to actually be between 2 not-so famous artists

Die Antwoord vs...Insane Clown Posse

ill do this one whenever i feel like it,im just putting a note for me up here to know i gotta do this

Zef VS Juggalos on the next music battle

Millionaires Vs Kesha AKA who can out-slut the other

why do i like this so much...they have everything going against them..they did the theme song for Teen Cribs,They are Crunkcore-ish, they talk about sex and money vibrantly making them come off as whores....i have a theory..which leads me into a deeper talk with you all....
You have to be attractive to most guys if you are a girl making mainstream pop. see,the difference between these girls and say..lets take the closest example to them, Ke$ha. They are so different looks-wise.
Kesha,is blond,skinny,tan and glittery.

Millionaires look like the scene girls you see at the mall everyday

(note to self,this picture is my new wallpaper on my computer) If i asked most men who would they rather have sex with,they would probably say kesha(personally,i would say Millionaires *wink wink nudge nudge*)...its called playing to the market
see..millionaires plays to the nerdy sorta guys like me and draws us in with them looking like fun,crazy rocker chicks who like to party and drink and have sex..kesha draws more mainstream because she plays it safer than Millionaires
This is Ke$ha's Hit "Tik Tok"
its sexual in a way and she sings about partying..but she plays it to a safe lever
















Millionaires on the other hand,play up the raunch and are like the steel panther to Ke$ha's Motley Crue

This is Millionares' song "Alcohol". they take a sexier route with all of this...

Basically,my final thoughts are...these girls are actually better than Ke$ha to be honest...and i really like Ke$ha..

my feelings are,boundaries need to be pushed and these girls do it like its pure art like steel panther(who will be talked about soon)

so signing off for right now and all im saying is
"JUST GOT PAI-AI-AI-AID, LETS GET LAI-AI-AI-AI-AID"

Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Update

well,tommorow i plan on actually posting something music related...a new band(if you can even call 2 girls and garageband that) i discovered by pure accident.
all im saying is,its Ke$ha squared+sex times 10 and all of that equals...Millionares

im just going to say before i post my review on them tommorow, its probably going to be a so bad,its good sorta thing..they seem fun to laugh at and make fun of because basically its 2 scene girls singing about having tons of money and having sex with dudes...
i am going to leave it at that,because there is a bunch of jokes i am going to make tommorow concerning these girls...LOL
as a little preview though,heres there song "Just got paid,Let's get Laid"
LET THE STUPIDITY BEGIN!

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

2nd blog

well,i have a new blog....but its a treasure hunt to find it because it will be never mentioned on here or on facebook and in order to find out the URL to it,you have to be really close to me(parents dont count in this case..but trust me,its not sex related in any way)

Rant Time =D

Well, It's Time for me to talk about something that really pisses me the hell off,when people make videos and they want suggestions like with Epic Rap Battles of History and Death Battle and make the stupidest suggestions ever. I am going to *try* and keep my cursing to a minimum,but that will be hard because this is an issue that seriously pisses me the hell off...

like with epic rap battles of history. SEE THE F-ING WORD! HISTORY!!!
Don't Suggest something like "Master Chief vs Leonidas"
1.That makes you sound like you are 10 years old with no understanding of history what so ever!
a better suggestion would be
"Stalin vs Bruce Lee"
see,thats entertaining and fits in the freaking guidelines,vader and captain kirk are exceptions though because they are actually relevant with most adults. unlike F-ING MASTER CHIEF FROM HALO
also too,death battles...give us an entertaining match,NOT A MATCH THAT YOU WANNA SEE!
IF THERES NO FREAKING 2-D SPRITE OF IT! IT WONT HAPPEN,PERIOD SO STFU AND GO BACK TO 4CHAN WHERE YOU BELONG YOU DUMBASS!
Seriously,kids are going on the computer way too early at this age and seeing videos that they are not meant to see until they are older,having them become stupider and stupider until we are just a bunch of seninent beings who sit at home on the computer all day and masterbate to drawings of horses screwing...thats the day we know the world has ended and we need to colonize the moon. to get away from the dumbasses that exist here on earth so we can blow it up!
*waits for flame war*
i know im bringing personal issues into this which i said i wasnt but i felt like this rant was well need it. basically to sum it all up. before posting a suggestion,to quote christian bale "THINK,FOR ONE F-ING SECOND!"

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

A Room With A Review(spoiler free)

OMFG,i knew this movie was bad...but by god..is it bad....

THE ROOM!

well,hi guyz and welcome to the room review..
basically my take about it is some psychotic french man decided to make a movie..and it became comedy gold even though it was a drama...

Johnny is an average banker guy whose fiancee Lisa is a total bitch because she feels like she gets nothing from him..
Mark is Johnny's best friend(they say this about 50 f-ing times in this movie so you should know it) along with Denny,Johnny's college aged friend..

i am not posting spoilers because i have one thing to say...
WATCH THIS MOVIE!
its going to be a cult classic because of how horrid it is..like god,the acting and the writing are the worst things ever and you have a bunch of no-names in this which make this comedy gold...theres awkward sex scenes,lots of padding and a lot of stock shots...ALOT OF STOCK SHOTS!
what i have to say is...see this movie and revel in how bad a movie can be

Monday, October 3, 2011

Artist Retrospective

i bet you 10 bucks you have heard this song atleast once in your life time..joan jett is not a doubt one of my favorite female musicians of all time and one of the best..she was one of those people that said "you think i can't succeed,screw you. i will!" and she did and is considered the godmother of punk. if it was not for joan,we wouldnt have courntey love or bikini kill or any females in rock and roll period. this chick was a trend setter for all people!

she also is the queen of cover songs in my opinion. she takes songs and makes them gold. i respect people who can do that

sorry for such a short thing...thursday or friday,i plan on taking a detour and reviewing a movie i feel like everyone has to see once in there lifetime..not for a good reason,but for the fact that it shows how bad acting can be...THE ROOM!!! *BUH BUH BUH*